I tweeted a 5-hour opera. You’re welcome.

I tweeted the Met’s Boris Godunov today. You have to read from the bottom.

Advisory: today’s live tweet of #boris was done on a closed course. Do not attempt in a theater/opera house. You will be lynched.
about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

In summary, Boris Godunov will leave you devoid of all hope. It’s one of my favorites. And now for lunch. #boris
about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck

Horses! #boris
about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck

Sorry, this is the part I can’t watch. Tell me when they’re done killing people. #boris
about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck

Fyodor and Xenia, you are killing me. Nicely done. Completely out of tissues. #boris
about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck

It’s got to be disconcerting to hear your own death bells when you’re not dead. #boris
about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck

Gorgeous Boris and Fyodor scene. Not crying, not crying, not…. ah shoot. #boris
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I love Rene Pape. That is all. #boris
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Boris’s boyars have the best bathrobes.
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Shhhhh, I love this part.
about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck

Opera tip: When the guy with a pan on his head sings, pay attention. #boris
about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck

Full! Vocal! Glory! Bring it on. #boris
about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck

120 chorusters in #boris. Brilliant.
about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck

Saw War and Peace at @MetOpera several years ago. Does all Russian opera require horses? #boris
about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck

Wait, what is Shuisky doing at Marina’s? (And why are they all in white – is this Graceland?) #boris
about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck

And Dimitry is wearing one of my bridesmaids dresses. Hand to God. #boris
about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck

And Rangoni (sp?) is dressed like Scarpia. Appropriate. #boris
about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck

Ha! Marina’s got a dominatrix thing going on. Nicely done. #boris
about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck

@magofyoga, can you get me one of those feathered hats from the opening Marina scene of #Boris? Need for profile photo.
about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck

Russians are hot. Germans pretending they’re Russian, too. #boris
about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck
50 seconds and Met audience not in seats. Wtf, people? I AM @ WORK HERE.
about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck

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A real msg from my 18-yr-old nephew to his dad: can I get a tattoo if its a reference to an existentialist play by jean paul sartre? please?
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I usually hate all things Marina in #boris, but this looks like it’s not going to suck at all.
about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck

We should be made to stand and fed stale bread @ Russian operas. #boris
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19 minute intermission. Where is my champagne? #boris
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And Boris hallucinates dead child. Have chills. #boris
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Shuisky, however, is an asshole. #boris
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Boris is a compassionate soul. Pay no attention to that baby-killing, regicide incident. #boris
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Teenagers were apparently less douchey in the 1500s. #boris #xenia
about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck

Fyodor’s song to cheer Xenia is a total Bohemian Rhapsody rip off. #boris
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Meanwhile, back at the palace…. #boris
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If Grigory is 20 so am I. #boris
about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck

“My rest is disturbed by sinful thoughts.” Yeah,and?
about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck

If this becomes a cult classic with midnight showings, breakfast joints will rejoice.
about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck

Yay! Godunov already showing signs of losing marbles, #boris
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Cue bells! #boris
about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck

Who’s the dude in the blue shirt? They need nametags. Or numbered jerseys. #boris
about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck

Why are they carrying around the surgeon general symbol?
about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck

“Sorry we beat the crap out of you in the prologue. Fight director’s idea. Have a cookie.” #boris
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Subtitles dropped out. Making it up myself.
about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck

Projectionist MIA. Heads will roll.
about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck

Opera tip! Use the loo early and often.
about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck

I have had a lot of coffee and boris is 5 hours. I predict technical difficulties.
about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck

Have you seen opera patrons riot? They’re vicious.
about 14 hours ago via web

Waiting patiently to screen @MetOpera’s HD broadcast of Boris Godunov. If it cuts out during Saturday’s encore, there will be a riot